Still checking their Instagram just out of curiosity?
Still having imaginary arguments in the shower where you absolutely destroy them with your comeback?
Still taking their favorite donut into consideration as you get your morning coffee?
Babe.
My love.
My sweet summer child.
It's time to flush the emotional leftovers.
You can sage your apartment every full moon, but if you're still carrying your ex's emotional gunk, you're skipping one of the biggest energetic cleanses of all.
Douche Your Ex Spell is a cheeky little ritual designed to help you cleanse yourself of the energetic residue left behind by past lovers, situationships, almost-relationships, it's complicateds, & people who had entirely too much access to your magic.
This is the permission slip to stop romanticizing someone
who couldn't meet you where you were.
Whether they ghosted you, breadcrumbed you, cheated on you, kept saying they weren't ready, or simply turned out to be an energetic mismatch...
...it's time.